Disneyland Gets a Makeover, My Pretty

Disneyland has used park lockdowns to remodel the Snow White ride and make it less scary.

The ride used to be called Snow White’s Scary Adventures and we do remember being traumatized by the evil witch scene as children!

Now witches are en vogue and scaring children is not as fun as it once was. The ride is now called Snow White’s Scary Adventures and it is full of crystals and dancing and happy dwarves. The principal engineer on the ride says that the new ride is “finally giving Snow White the happily ever after she deserves.”